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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Coco
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a bull 🐮
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