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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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