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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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