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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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