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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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