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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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