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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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