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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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