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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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