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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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