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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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