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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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