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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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