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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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