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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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