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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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