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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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