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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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