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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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