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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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