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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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