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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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