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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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