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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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