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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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