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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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