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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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