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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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