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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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