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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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