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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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