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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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