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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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