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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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