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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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