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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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