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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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