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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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