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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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