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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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