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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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