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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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