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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
pony 🐴
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
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