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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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