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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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