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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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