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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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