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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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