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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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