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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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