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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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