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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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