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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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