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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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