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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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