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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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