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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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