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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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