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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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