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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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